DROP DEAD

FEW DAYS AGO I VANISHED FROM THE EARTH...
BUT NOW I WAS...
DEAD....
I SAW A DOOR WITH A SHINING STAR....
IT WANTED ME TO OPEN IT...
SO..
I DID...
I FOUND EVERYONE CRYING OVER MY DEAD BODY....
WELL...
THAT'S ONE THING....
WEIRD....

ANYWAY....
THAT DAY ENDED...
AND I WENT TO HELL...
I'M WRITING THIS BLOG IN HELL TOO...
MAN~
THEIR INTERNET IS FAST~..

I SAW MY FRIEND THERE....
WEIRD...
I WALK FOR A WHILE BEFORE A 'PERSON' CAME TO GREET ME...
HE SHOWED ME THE WAY TO MY APARTMENT...
IT WAS AIR CONDITIONED.....
THERE WAS A POOL OF FIRE AT THE GROUND FLOOR...
LOVE IT!
MAYB I COULD GO FOR A SWIM AFTER SCHOOL....
THAT GUY TOLD ME THAT I WAS 16 FLOOR BELOW...
AND TOLD ME NOT TO BE SAD HE SAID MAYB I DID SOMETHING BAD IN LIFE...
SO THAT'S WHY I'M HERE...
I WAS FURIOUS!!
AM I NOT BAD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE 18 FLOOR??!!
WHEN I WAS ALIVE...
EVERYONE CALLED ME THE SATAN~~...

HE SHOWED ME THE TIME TABLE FOR THE BUS AROUND HERE....
I STUDIED THE SCHEDULE...
AND NOTICE THERE WAS BUS NUMBER 666...
THIS BUS ONLY DEPARTS FROM THE OPPOSITE BLOCK...
AND THERE'S ONLY 2 BUSSES PER DAY...
ONE IN THE MORNING AND ONE AT NIGHT...
THAT GUY SAID THIS IS THE BUS TO GO TO THE WORLD...
AND I NEED PASSPORT TO BOARD ON THIS BUS...
I'LL HAVE TO CATCH THIS BUS TO GET BACK HERE....

I'M THINKING BOUT VISITING DAD AND MOM TOMORROW...
AND TO TRY THIS BUS....
I'LL HAVE TO WAKE UP 3 AM TOMORROW...
SINCE WE ARE 3 HOURS BEHIND....
SO I WILL HAVE TO SLEEP EARLY TONITE~
BYE FOR NOW~